I was on the talking phase with both of them, but not at the same time, but years apart, and Sean always comes in and ruins it with his lies about me, and the next thing I know, they are dating females in their 20s
Johnny Depp: he and I used to talk on the phone for hours, and we had a lot in common that I thought we meant to be, and next thing, the Amber Heard thing happened, and I thought after that maybe it was my turn, so Johnny and I went into the talking phase but Sean came in and tells him lies about me and next thing the Court case where he sue Amber and he won and then his Birthday was soon it is June 9th and My Birthday is July the 4th fyi he says I never told him that is total bullshit plus also Sean try to send professional lookalikes to try to make fun of me and people also try to pretend to be Johnny in order try to ambush me at my house and btw Johnny is now dating some dumb 20's russian model who not only thinks I was boring for not going to movie premieres and some woman had tell her that normal people dont go to movie permieres but they do watch movies and tv shows and she likes putin fy Johnny Depp is 62 as I type this
Matthew Grey Grubler: Yup, the guy who plays Dr Spencer Reed on Criminal Minds, he and I were in many talking phases for different years, and this year because Taylor Swift and I talked about me wanting to give up hope of finding the one, and Taylor not wanting me to do that, she thought maybe Matthew could be the one and yes he was the one at her July the 4th parties not Prince Harry so I agree to let her do the work for me aka being a matchmaker but again Sean sends some guy to talk his lies and now Matthew is dating some 25 year old female and he is 45 wtf?
So now you know why I'm just done with trying to find the one, because I have given on up trying to have a love life
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